Brightness cheating

The act of cheating in a video game by turning the brightness all the way up. Many view it as a crime against nature.

Guy #1: So have you, like, beat Bioshock yet?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I'm guilty of brightness cheating.

by Smorgashforgan January 21, 2011

brigette lundy-paine

quite literally the best person to exist! they deserve the entire world and more and also brought to life one of the best characters ever, casey gardner. brig i love you <3

who is brigette lundy-paine?
brig is the best person in the entire world!

by caseygardnerloml November 27, 2021

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

Brigitte

A female name
Often spelled Bridget.

That girl's name is Brigitte.

by hpbprincess286 April 23, 2007

Brigitte Kingsley

Gorgeous Canuck (Canadian) actress/film producer.

William; Hey, did you see that Brigitte Kingsley babe in "Medium Raw"?
Sonia; Ya, I did......
William; Did you know she's also a Producer?
Sonia; Um, Ya I did....
William; Hot babe Eh!
Sonia; Ya sure.
William; I hear she's into video games and sports and cars and....

Sonia; I think your pants are on fire William.

by Movie Maaad April 4, 2011

Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

by Individualite August 6, 2010