alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

briefcase pants

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017

darlignhurst Briefcase

the darlignhurst briefcase refers to the cask of wine (goon) a homeless man walks around darlignhurst in sydney city all day with, it provides him with a pillow at the end of the day. the word darlignhurst can be changed to whatever major city the homeless man is roaming and drinking his cask wine.

the homeless man went to the bottle shop in the city to get his darlignhurst Briefcase

by baddazoner December 27, 2010

Brazilian Briefcase

A Brazilian Briefcase is when a person uses a paper shopping bag from a mass merchant retailer typically with handles, and the contents almost always contains a laptop computer.

Dude, check out the fancy Brazilian Briefcase Eduardo's sporting today.

by 312steve November 15, 2011

grandpa beefcake

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.

Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

by NautilusP July 2, 2022

Boro briefcase

A carrier bag that "poor peoples" shops give out ie: Aldi Liddle Farmfood and so on. Young poor children often are riddiculed by the better classes at school for bringing books etc in the aforementioned boro briefcase in the Middlesboro , Billingham & Stockton area.

Also what scummy piss heads carry their "pop" home in. Slightly more discerning scumbags keep Tesco or Somerfield bags on them to tranship the adli booty into, so they dont look quite as scummy on the bus home!

Eyup Dave! ere comes raggy Richy with his cans in a "boro briefcase"

by Upper class twit August 7, 2007

briefcase mong

A mong who carries a briefcase. It is quite common for them to wear suits and have hot mums

From the british show 'The Inbetweeners', Will is reffered to as a 'Briefcase Mong'.

by briefcase mong July 6, 2009