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breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children
She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!
by Indigospark October 22, 2010
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breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.
that dude has some amazing breeder balls
by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 22, 2021
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When they love to braider each other's pubes in their free time. Whatever their hairstyle on top is, you just know what down there looks like. Even if there's a ribbon or bow.
the braiders. Eg ss
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the breaded chicken

The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in
"i did the breaded chicken move and she didn't like it"
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Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.
It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".
by jampez77 June 4, 2013
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Hobo, Bride of Hobo

Cheryl Blossom used this phrase in season 2 episode 2 in Riverdale.
Hobo, Bride of Hobo Welcome to thistle house!
by Daddy_Finn'sMonster February 8, 2019
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breederatti

Clusters of straight people, over-populators really, who tend to clog up certain venues you'd like to go to, and who usually have their bawling, sniveling brats in tow. They're LOUD, VERY LOUD! with a surfeit of laughter and are yeasty with the stench of stale wine hanging over them like the pall of DEATH. They're always in your way.
We wanted to eat a nice meal at my favorite restaurant, but were repulsed by the legions of cackling breederatti and their unsupervised larvae who were partying there. So we ended up microwaving dietetic frozen meals at home instead.
by KremeDeMentia July 11, 2010
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