checking the breeze of the storm

A one-man effort to create a meme

- "Hey, why is that guy wearing a shirt that says 'Wippity Woppity Waaap' ?"

- "Looks like he's checking the breeze of the storm and failing"

by Jay Zadda September 24, 2009

Swedish breeze

Farting under the blanket then wafting the wind of doom into face of bed mate.

Dude I totes gave Meegan a Swedish breeze of epic proportions last night. Smelled like shrimp chili and fear.

by SLyMcGillicudy May 27, 2015

shootin' the breeze

chillin with your boys, drinkin, relaxin, f'in around instead of doing homework, listenin to music, watching sports, overall just doing nothing besides havin a good time

Q: Yo, what did you guys do last sunday?

A: Not much we were just shootin' the breeze

by Dickinson 3rd floor January 3, 2009

sneeze breeze

A sneeze breeze is the gust of air that comes from the mouth/nose of a person who is sneezing nearby. It is especially offensive if it is felt by a person standing nearby the sneezer.

I was sitting in front of Evan in class when all of a sudden I heard him sneeze and, to top it off, felt his sneeze breeze on the back of my neck.

by walkthewire December 4, 2009

Shooting The Breeze

To chill out and do nothing in particular.

He spent all afternoon at the beach shooting the breeze.

by David997 June 5, 2010

shoot the breeze

(v) Idle chit-chat, mostly done to be polite and to occupy time.
Politically Correct version of Shoot the Shit.

I met up with that chick again last night, and we just shot the breeze for an hour.

by keyshaw September 17, 2004

Salty Sea Breeze

When you blow salt into a girls vagina. This causes the vagina to tighten.

I was about to bone this girl last night, but she was kind of loose so i gave her a salty sea breeze.

by BatsyBoy March 30, 2009