breastuals...

same as breasts, boobs, guns, etc etc etc... breast is a very easy word to say, however, the plural form proves difficult for some.... breasts aka breastsszsss

breastuals is just a fun word to say....

baby... i love touching your breastuals... cuz they feel so good!

by rocko... January 14, 2008

BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009

fat breasted and awful

An insult. When someone (usually a male) is large and flabby in the breast area and also a terrible person.

Here comes Brian. That kid is fat breasted and awful.

by Brad R December 17, 2006

Large-breasted fruit fly

A woman who is endowed with large breasts who enjoys the company of gay men.

George was distracted by a "large-breasted fruit fly" while trying to pick up a trick at the bar.

by QueerChicken June 29, 2011

Breastraunt

A restraunt that features waitresses' tits.

Hooters is a popular breastraunt chain.

by rogerthewhale November 27, 2013

breastial

The act of ejaculating on the breasts.

She told me to cum on her tits, so I gave her a breastial.

by scott55555 May 18, 2008

Breasthead

To be breastheaded, is to care more about giving your tits away to men, (or other women) than anything else, that could be more important.

I was trying to warn Kate about the mad axemen, but she was too breastheaded to care and ended up headless on the floor, with her tits hanging out.

by general-pain December 18, 2009