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Teleport Bread

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
by Fishyyz January 8, 2021
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Baby, I'm Gonna Butta Yo Bread

What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.

From the movie "Super Troopers"
"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"
by Not A Pirate December 27, 2012
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Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.
Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*
by Tman15 April 18, 2017
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Garlic Bread

The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.

Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.
Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.
by Supernova508 September 28, 2020
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Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
by Cpumaster February 12, 2015
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breadcake bum

A woman with a wide flat ass that's hard slightly tanned and crusty on top of her ass cheeks then pale flakey white at the bottom of the butt, always has her thong sticking out with full on builders crack smiling at you
Dam that girl need to pull up her jeans or lose some weight shes showing her breadcake bum
by realtalk81 February 3, 2015
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Lets get this bread

When you rise and grind. Hustle on da streets and earn that paper
"ayo mornin fellas, lets get this bread"

"word"
by jedgeeeee September 16, 2018
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