an act of masturbation intergrating human excrement.
The beattie is performed when an individual is aroused during a bowel movement (generally from watching beastiality pornography).
The participant then uses the warm fresh stool to lather their genitalia vigorously as a lubricant whilst masturbating furiously.
Effects can cause the participants tongue to protrude then retract rapidly out of the mouth during intense concentration and excitement.
The beattie is performed when an individual is aroused during a bowel movement (generally from watching beastiality pornography).
The participant then uses the warm fresh stool to lather their genitalia vigorously as a lubricant whilst masturbating furiously.
Effects can cause the participants tongue to protrude then retract rapidly out of the mouth during intense concentration and excitement.
"I've been eating a lot of corn today, hopefully I can use the kernels as pleasure beads during my Beattie tonight"
by Spoon menace February 3, 2017
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I'm sick of my boss bustin' my chops all the time... I'm going to pull a beattie and take my benefits.
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