brandma

a dirteatin zombie; also known as brandma for sick ollying, mad dollas, mad dough flo, bro grabs, digs, killer tunes and joan of arc, and caveman jobs ad

: Hey bro, did you see brandma totally skatin up the kmart parking lot last night?
Yeah dude i totally caught the sick action he did!!! Totally cool ollie to frontside grind on that rail
11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bro

by john michael the third March 6, 2007

BrantMan

An alter ego for one Brant A. (ommited). Shares a lot in common with Batman, a DC comics super hero.

I am the one who lurks in the night...
I am the one who saves the innocent and destroys the evil...
I...
Am...
BrantMan!!!

by MontyPythonMan July 17, 2004

brandma

A tired old brand that buys creative young upstarts to stay relevant.

The best example of a 'brandma' right now is Google. Not nearly as hip and cool as it used to be, with security and the bedside manner of the CIA and a veneer of vague banality.

by The Omnipresent One October 29, 2007

Branam Whipped

An individual who's girlfriend has them carry their purse, which contains their balls that had been previously removed due to loss of control within the relationship.

He was Branam whipped...so hard!

by KeepinMyBalls69 January 22, 2013

medal of branor

When you take a hit for a bro ranging from jumping on a grenade to kicking drunk people out of his house.

We deserve a medal of branor for keeping that supposed friend from trying to bang your sister.

by Sketch Ryan March 13, 2011

branorexia

an eating disorder where you eat lots of cereal and poop it all out.

ralphie:why is keith so skinny? doesnt he eat lots of frosted flakes?
paul:he has branorexia. he poops it all out.

by le glace April 15, 2009

branimal

A unusually large discharge of excrement, typically
associated with the ingestion of an abundant amount
of dietary fiber.

Wini just ate a whole box of All-Bran cereal--you know a
branimal is coming soon.

by goldandsilverowner November 20, 2011