Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi July 14, 2016

Brando Delete

When your rear window is either broken or missing

Damn bro, my rear window got smashed in!
oh damn, you got that brando delete!

by 2jzisslow1112 October 9, 2022

Brando Willyfuck

a lightskin man who plays everyone but big butt women

Girl 1: I told you not to talk to Brando Willyfuck
Girl 2: I know but he’s so fine

by RazerLizard December 21, 2024

Brando’s Triple Treat

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.

The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!

by TripleBrandothreat March 8, 2025

brando alfrado chungus

when youre addicted to shoving things up your rear end.

me: man my ass hurts...
friend: stop being a brando alfrado chungus dude.

by furitcake October 6, 2025

Dio Brando

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.

JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!

by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018

american brando

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.

"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."

by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018