brainfard

literally like taking a shit in ur brain but worse
its also a meme

Man 1: "man i just had a brainfard"
Man 2: "ok"

by Ballsinyourface696969 March 5, 2023

brainparked

An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.

Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was brainparked for a while.

by onekant October 30, 2011

Brainhand

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually

Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.

by Hippedi January 12, 2012

Braintornado

A synonym used for Brainstorming in a more descriptive manner, as the thoughts start in small waves in the brain, then they keep growing and combining all over the brain from side to side, forming a tornado.

Let's have a braintornadoing session.
I braintornadoed yesterday about that topic, and i came out with a lot of interesting ideas.

by MR. Calm Sword June 12, 2020

Bradytard

- a sports fan that uses team accomplishments like win-loss records or verifiably untrue narrative a-priori statements; ex: “Brady does more with less”, to overstate how good Tom Brady is at an individual level as a QB

- a sports fan that ignores statistical data & film study that show Brady is inferior to a few of his peers when it comes to individual records or production that is actually within his control as a QB

“Tom Brady is the GOAT of Sports GOATs” is a typical Bradytard statement.

by JPMRR1822182 March 22, 2021

New Braintree

A tiny hick town in Massachusetts with more cows than ppl. Most ppl become farmers. Very rare anyone gets out for good. Literally in the middle of nowhere. Nothing to do except go for long walks, or go help do hay on a local farm.

Person 1: hey man where are you from???
Person 2: New Braintree
Person 1: oh … I’ve never heard of it before.

by Hahaih8myself April 19, 2022

Brainerd

Best lakes in Minnesota, best summers, known for our kick ass resorts!!!

Ex. "I'm going up north to Brainerd for the weekend!!!"

by adrake02 February 26, 2009