Rubik's Boner

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018

Wrestler's Boner

When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.

Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.

by TylerTurtle May 15, 2010

nature's boner

When something in nature looks like a dick.

Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Arby's boner

When that annoying thing appears over your head from thinking about Arbys.

*Boing* Yep, I'm thinking Arby's, as you can tell by my Arby's boner.

by Nick47 December 30, 2008

Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.

by yipplezz October 23, 2010

Stu's Boner Pills

The blue pills in the porno Tugrats

"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour

I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023