Bowers

1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.

ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.

by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 6, 2010

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When playing president and two people remain in the hand, the player with majority of their cards left plays there whole hand before the other player can place their one card, which is their last.

"Awe man, you just pulled a Bowerson"

"Today in the lower library i pulled a Bowerson

by Coopssss December 14, 2012

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bouber

The glans penis. The tip of the human erection.

Gentry: Why are you walking so funny?
Ron: I smashed my bouber between the seat and rim of my toilet.
Gentry: Dude, what the fuck.

by ronbeing December 5, 2018

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Nathan bower

Nathan Bower an amazing gay man who is anti sexist and non racist he is also no homophobe,

Nathan loves everyone that Incucleds men

Nathan Bower an adjective to describe feminism

by Dufotue December 21, 2022

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When you are really hungover and you don't feel like standing up to take a shower. So you lay down like you're taking a bath with the drain stopped up and the shower beats down on you.

Dude did you take a shower? No, I felt like shit, I took a bower.

by Roy T January 9, 2006

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