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Bourbon Balls

The inability to ejaculate (cum/jizz) after a period of heavy drinking. This ailment is related to , but seperate from Whiskey Dick, in that the aforementioned only restricts ejaculation, not erection, which it greatly enhances.
She fucked my dick off last night, but I couldn't cum cause I had Bourbon Balls.
by Kentucky Gentleman April 22, 2011
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Bourbon

1. A county in Kentucky, known for its extremely clean natural spring.
2. An American whiskey produced in the county of Bourbon, Kentucky.
1. We went to Bourbon to tour the Jim Beam distillery.
2. We got so hammered on free samples of Bourbon at the Jim Beam distillery.
by Ajiggy December 2, 2003
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bourbon street

Frequented by drunken idiot tourists, local underage kids too young to actually drink or get into any bars, and the crazy guy who hands out the jesus flyers every weekend, lol. a typical initiation into new orleans nightlife includes bourbon street, or at least some part of the french quarter.
a good place to find a 15 year old to have sex with, see some breasts, drink way more than you know you should, get in fights with random people, and pee on things that dont belong to you. a nice OCCASIONAL visit.
Ugly Bob: where you goin man?

Booga: im goin out to bourbon street! wanna come?

Ugly Bob: nah... fuck that, i just got out of jail from the last time i went
by Hassell January 29, 2007
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Bourbon

A small hick town in Missouri where teenage girls drink in school and case around 30 year old guys to fuck and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussy oh and if your not a teachers kid you wont get expected for shit.
Today I got kicked out of bourbon high school because i got caught drinking vodka in the bathrooms.

Man its a nice day in Bourbon to drive my lifted truck and serach for some 7th grade pussy.
by Goodoldguywithhumor July 23, 2018
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bourbon cream

best biscuit ever made, much better than custard creams
Bob: Aye Pat I'm wanting a bourbon cream
Pat: Aye I'll get one for you right now
by TheBomberEggAAAAAAAAA September 29, 2020
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urban bourbon

Urban Bourbon is malt liquor, high-powered fortified wine, or a highly-sweetend malt-based alcoholic beverage. Generally inexpensive, these products provide a high level of "buzz satisfaction" at the expense of quality, price., and lack of next-day hangover. Generally, malt liquor is the most popular beverage, but fortified wines take a close second.
"We bought da urban bourbon from Saddiq a-wearin' da turban. Da nex mornin' we were learnin' as our stomachs began a churnin'".
by Duce's Liver November 3, 2005
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bourbon dictionary

n. Compedium of liquors and liquor-related knowledge.

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Dude! Can we mix corn mash and cactus juice and let them ferment together?

Can't see why not, but check on Bourbon Dictionary. We don't want no explosions.
by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013
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