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A small hick town in Missouri where the teenage girls drink in the school bathroom and case around 30 year old guys for some dick and then call "rape" and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussgy oh and if your not a teacher or staffs kid you dont get picked for shit.
Today i got kicked out of Bourbon high sxhool for drinking vodka in the girls bathroom

Man its a nice day in Bourbon, mo to get some 7th grade pussy.
by Goodoldguywithhumor July 23, 2018

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A small hick town in Missouri where teenage girls drink in school and case around 30 year old guys to fuck and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussy oh and if your not a teachers kid you wont get expected for shit.
Today I got kicked out of bourbon high school because i got caught drinking vodka in the bathrooms.

Man its a nice day in Bourbon to drive my lifted truck and serach for some 7th grade pussy.
by Goodoldguywithhumor July 23, 2018

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