schrodinger's bootlicker

Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.
My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker
by Redman_121 August 27, 2020
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Bootlicker Liberal

an individual in American/western society who claims him/herself to be a liberal, but the the only thing liberal about them is their lenient tolerance of authoritarianism. General Aspects:

-Lives in the city

-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media

-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords

-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside

-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome

-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get

-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda

-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes

-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"

-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there

-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall

Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.
Mrs. X is such a blind, bootlicker liberal. I should never talk to her about politics
by Mr. MixMang March 09, 2021
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Hillbilly Bootlicker

A person who lives in the midwest and is usually of conservative or republican views. These people are usually violently racist, homophobic, transphobic and are most likely highly uneducated.
"Omg, did you hear what those hillbilly bootlickers were saying?"
by Christianabortionist April 07, 2021
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Bootlickeritis

A type of mental illness, involving love and worship of authority figures. Bootlickeritis is characterized by normal people defending powerful leaders, even when the actions of such are clearly and, often wantonly, wrong.

Sufferers are often pathologically unable to admit their leader's faults, no matter how much hard evidence is shown to the contrary. Afflicted persons also usually do not personally know their leader of worship and will create delusional fantasies where they perceive faults.

Additionally, the affected will often attack anyone who betters society, as the idea of helping people rather than jailing or killing them, is against the rock-bottom morals of those with Bootlickeritis.
Person A: Old George is acting like a real wingnutter lately.
Person B: Yep, he's got textbook Bootlickeritis.
by Anti-Bootlicker July 18, 2019
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#bootlicker

a bootlicker is someone who appeases their oppressors by licking the boots that the oppressor has on their neck.

also a word to describe a soy boy beta cuck, the bottom of the barrel in male hierarchy.

equivalent to every single tory during the american revolution.

#bootlicker is a hashtag awareness sticker campaign created by the good people at gotcensorship.com to end the seemingly never ending bootlicking that goes on and get back to a based/masculine america.

never lick boots
*sees #bootlicker sticker for the first time*

"why do i suddenly have the urge to tar & feather some tyrants?"

"because you're an american and forgot your roots."
by #taxationistheft August 16, 2022
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Bootlicker

A word that useless criminals use to describe law abiding citizens. More commonly used by either felons or the ghetto black community. People who don't understand that the cops have never killed an innocent person and every one that has ever been killed by cops have been justified. You will see useless , jobless , black males use this word alot.
"They shot my brother just because he robbed someone and this bootlicker thinks it's OK" said every useless black person.
by Arson3110 September 01, 2022
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bootlicker

A "insult" used by rettitards who are jealous of people who worked to be successful, support the free market and don't believe in handing everything out for free.
Normal person: I work as a construction worker for a big company for 17 years and i am now the Forman of a small team and own a house, car and have a stable financial situation thanks to my company
u/Superiorinsider: bOoTlIcKeR aLeRt!!!
by rae tard January 17, 2024
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