boondoggle

To be ripped off, suckered or screwed over.

"I went to go buy a car yesterday and the fucker boondoggled me. There were three dead prostitutes in the trunk."

by Courtland_Reid May 13, 2006

Boondoggle

An extravagant masturbatory extravaganza proving you are a complete jack ass.

Boy, after that boondoggle, I just pict up and movied.

by KR November 1, 2004

boondoggle

Sneaking up on a woman from behind and groping her

Sally was at the watercooler when I rolled up on her and laid down the boondoggle. Damn that bitch had some spring in those titties.

by Adameat May 5, 2007

Boomdangle

Boomdangle refers to a penis that has only reached half erection. This can also be known as a chubs or mini-bone. It occurs when a male is unsure about the circumstances he is in or is under the influence of a mass amount of alcohol. It is also cause by a minimal amount of fear that is not fearful enough to bring on the full fear boner.

Comes from the English Words "boom", which refers to the erected part, and "dangle", the flaccid part.

Guy1: Man i got fucked up last night.
Guy2: Did you have sex with that fat chick?
Guy1: Sorta, all i could get was a boomdangle.

by mikes-erectile-disfunction December 1, 2010

boondoggle

One woman sits in an office chair simultaniously giving oral sex to one guy while another hits it from behind, randomly spinning the chair to switch holes. High fives are mamdatory.

jimmy and i boondoggled the shit out of sarah last night.

by Bullitt5576 January 9, 2009

Boondoggle

a fun retreat, often to a vacation destination, which is equal parts celebration, inspiration and collaboration; an extremely effective and fun way to build team culture

"I'm really looking forward to our annual team boondoggle in San Diego! Last year we hiked Torrey Pines, did yoga on the beach, ate awesome fish tacos, drank champagne...oh yeah, and learned oodles about being a successful entrepreneur!"

by Lexa11 January 3, 2016

boondoggles

A little homemade lanyard that is used as a keychain. Kids at camp often make them during craft time. The word originated in the awesome movie "Napoleon Dynamite."

"Boondoggles are going to be all the rage this season."

by Regina Philagne December 22, 2004