boobeared in pdx

To lie, cheated, or falsely give information about onself. To hide ones identity, as in living two differernt lives.

I was boobeared in pdx by a chick who wanted monogamy, yet was on the internet looking for bi females.

Being boobeared in pdx was a nasty way to learn of one's true identity.

by Swashbuckler September 21, 2008

boobeared in portland

A person who uses a false identity, lies, and has sex with multiple partners. There is no specific orientation for these types of people, as they like men, women, transgendered, swingers, basically another body. This person is needy, manipulative, and portrays his or herself as an upstanding person.

I was boobeared in portland by this weirdo I met on the internet.

Being boobeared in portland left me untrusting of others and bankrupt.

by ghostrider69 October 17, 2006

boobyboard

The act of causing involuntary motor boating by grabbing someone's head and pressing it against your boobs.

I'm going to boobyboard the shit out of my husband until he buys me a new dog.

by buttclapper March 1, 2021

boobybladder

(v.)When a girl goes down on a guy, he pokes her in the eye with his wang.

Dude, that girl got some boobybladder last night.

by Horndog September 28, 2003

bootbeard

A wiry grey beard stained yellow with nicotine.

That bum on the park bench has one hell of a bootbeard!

by throwingstones March 20, 2010

Boobber

boob·ber
ˈboobər/

1.
feelings of severe despondency and dejection.
"self-doubt creeps in and that swiftly turns to boobber"
2.
a long and severe recession in an economy or market.
"the boobber in the housing market"

That boobber was in the house.

by moamako July 19, 2016

Boobbardment

Bombardment by boobs.

They threw me an epic bachelor party with the best chicks imaginable. It was total boobbardment from start to finish!

by GiraffeDoor June 9, 2018