Boobs

The things men want because (most) can't have them.

Little Girl: Mommy, why do men like boobs so much?
Mother: Well honey, It's because men want what they can't have.

Boobs by KittyKat2013 April 5, 2010

Boobs

If you have seen one pair, you want to see them all

"I just got to see Janets boobs, I can't wait to see more"

Boobs by Jijjii June 28, 2009

boobs

Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.

Woman: I want a beer.
Man: Not now.
Woman: *flashes boobs*
Man: How many beers did you want?

boobs by Adrian August 2, 2007

boobs

a womans best argument.

she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)

boobs by jonas.h July 6, 2008

boobs

ass meatballs.

p1)big boobs
p2)mm spaghetti

boobs by condombanana November 2, 2020

boobs

Man's best friends. Not counting his penis.

Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick?
Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.

boobs by The Male Man December 24, 2008

boobs

The bouncy objects that make men do thing they dont normally do. spend a lot of money,blowoff agendas and etc. But its worth it when you get to suck on dem.

girl-can you lend me 80 bucks for shoppin.

dude-only if you let me suck on your boobs

girl- ok let do this

boobs by tony lopez May 11, 2007