Bongo

1. Just a straight up Bad Situation

Stacie: Damn did you see Marya the other day

Nishane: Yea i know she has no ass
Stacie: Yeah she got the Bongo

by Holla@YaBOI October 10, 2010

bongos

when u wipe your hand with ur dick and balls n then put it someone mouth or facial area.

Ohh Mike i want a bongo, it makes me wet.

by McPiMp May 11, 2003

bongoing

-verb
To rythmically tap on a girl's breasts during sex.

Dude, last night I was bongoing Jessica's titties and the bitch got wicked mad!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

bongos

a californian word that can be used to replace "bogus," but can also be used to replace "sic" (as in "cool") depending on the context.

"i can't believe in-n-out burger closed early today man... bongos dude"

"whoa man that wave was totally bongos dude! right on!"

by zeppelin floyd June 7, 2007

BONGO

Bongo// to bone a girl and go

That girl was so hot that I had to bongo real quick

by Suckadickforfree123 June 6, 2018

Curry Bongo

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry

Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Coffee Bongo

When a person's belly is fully of coffee they hit their belly like a bongo

My belly was so full of coffee I played the coffee bongo

by darkestdarci April 15, 2022