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bonerfuse

Why is it that I am having a bonerfuse over a down syndrome patient?
by bonerfused July 27, 2016
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Bonerstorm

1. A location where there are many more males present than females.

2. A situation where the number of males is much higher than desired, regardless of the number of females.

3. Several males in one location all becoming aroused at the same moment.
I can't believe how many guys go to your school, what a total bonerstorm!

Once the girls left the party it turned into a total bonerstorm.

When she came into the room wearing her wet t-shirt it started a total bonerstorm among us guys.
by Sl33py May 5, 2006
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bonerbelt

when you forget to wear a belt and have loose pants and your boner holds ur pants up
darn! i forgot my belt. oh well, ill use a bonerbelt
by rahul prasad November 4, 2008
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tropical bonerfish

A fearsome killer fish, equally feared as the legendary Kraken. Known for ripping apart ships with its appendage that oddly resembles a boner. In the act of reproduction, the female tropical vajayjay fish always dies.
The tropical bonerfish is the reason why I'm not a sailor.
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Boneresque

When something goes hard or slaps. When that shit be bussin. Anything dope af. #boneresque
My DM gave me a boneresque great sword. That shit was boneresque af.
by starzlicious April 10, 2022
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bonerbuster

Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.

Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'
Literal:

Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!

Mobius: What a bonerbuster!

Glenn: Word!

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Public:

Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!

Mobius: Me too man!

Soup: Me three!

^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!

Soup: You're a sick motherfucker, BrandX!

Mobius: Yeah, you ruined my good mood, you bonerbuster.

Glenn: Get the fuck out. Right fucking now.
by karoz0rz June 21, 2005
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bonerestic

When something is so good it gives you a boner
Damn girl,that ass is bonerestic
by piiuu December 5, 2017
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