bonch

Like, whatever, dude.
Literally means anything you want it to. Can mean babe, or bitch. Has got to start with a "b", however.

Dude 1: Hey u see that bonch over there?
Dude 2: Nope, because bonch has no specific meaning and is a social construct.
Dude 1: That is so far outttt, duuuude
Dude 2: yee

by peterlexyah September 18, 2018

Bonch

When you consume something in a solid state that should not be in a solid state.

Did you just Bonch the water?

by Walrus Is Moist November 17, 2018

bonch

something you say when youre about to leave (bounce out)

imma bonch. i gotta bonch out.

by lskdfdsogh September 7, 2004

Bonch

ass hair between a guys cock and ass hole.

His ungroomed bonch was smelly.

by xtina February 21, 2003

bonch

noun. The large, puffy protrusion directly above the vagina; the naturally swollen pubis area of a woman; sometime's referred to as cameltoe though that reference speaks more directly upon a woman's labia. The bonch can be seen best when a woman where's her panties, bikini, and/or bikini underwear.

Her bonch looked fantastic in that new Victoria Secret underwear I bought her for Christmas.

Man, I just wanted to grab hold of that bonch and swing her around onto my johnson.

by Acanamalas April 12, 2006

Bonch

A clean version of the word ~bitch~

“Omg you are such a freaking bonch.”
“Thanks for being clean with your language!”

by You know the one November 24, 2018

bonch

when a momma wanker has a itch or stench on her "cheekbone" aka her pussy

Valerie Y. has a itchy smelly bonch and she gets Clarence to scratch it and clean it. Janitor Clarence!

by Val Y. April 21, 2003