Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.

Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.

by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024

bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.

Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus

by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024

Bloated Cock

“Bloated Chicken” is a Los Angeles term for a fat pussy. Bloated-Fat, Cock-Chicken, Chickening out- Pussying out.

“That buster is bein a straight bloated cock”
“My pops wouldn’t have gone through with that, he was a big bloated cock”

by ChicanoThunder October 6, 2024

Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008

Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008