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Bolton

Bolton-Upon-Dearne Commonly referred to as Bolton Is a small village in Rotherham where you can find grown men wearing trackies and Gio Goi. It sits between Barnsley Inbreds and Doncaster Chavs, However it is an ok place Bolton is home to a small crew named 'Bolton Bad Boys' BBB Is basically the chavs of Bolton all uniting to cause trouble and disrupt the neighbourhood. They generally hang out in St Andrews Square or The Mansion Park where their constant drinking and disruptive behaviour has led to police swarming the streets on a night. Other stereotypes such as emo & goth do attempt to live here but constantly find themselves being verbally abused and laughed at, making their life a living hell. Bolton has also inherrited the 'Thurnscoe And Goldthorpe Crew' who knows why they cant just stay in their own villages. However their are some good points, there are alot of bus stops so you can just escape and the chavs only come out after 5 o'clock I have a suspicion that they get burnt by the sun Sometimes it can actually be a generally nice place to live ; )
Chav 1 : Eyupp pal, are you coming to ar' Friday Night Piss Up
Chav 2 : Yeah mate, you goin' darn Bolton
Chav 1: Yeah pal, dunt wanna stay at top end so we'll just go and hang darn there for a while
Chav 2 : Oreyyt
by Generally Annoyed Citizen. February 8, 2009
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Bolton

Banging a girl with her face in the mattress while saying Noice
Heard you went full Bolton on her last night

Me and the missus love the Bolton
by TheBavMan November 19, 2017
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michael bolton

Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.
One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".
by Clayton Coffelt April 7, 2008
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boltonia

(bolt-own-ee-ah)
A flowering herb named for James Bolton, 18th century English botanist
James easy always brought the boltonia at tea time. With the flowers.
by K<3ENFam April 6, 2010
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Bolton

A rich little town in Massivetwoshits only known for having 495, a rich people golf course, the fair that isn’t even in Bolton, and a mediocre regional high school.
Person One: “Hey I’m going to Bolton later wanna come?”
Person Two: “Given the fact I don’t want to shoot myself, no. I don’t want to.”
by masshole19 July 3, 2018
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leon bolton

He is a lovely person who cares for anyone and is a babe magnet and gets all the chicks.

Never let that leon leave u alone
Have u seen that #leon bolton#
I wish he saw me
by Alexandre rebbecka December 23, 2017
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Jack Bolton

Jack Bolton is a daft cunt who has the body of a worm. Maggie is dead. Bessies dead. Roy and Liz argue. Sams gay. Dylans bent. Your dogs gone. Fishy. Trout face. Mattys fit. Fliss is not. xxx.
by Matty Liddle November 7, 2018
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