look on the bright side is suicide

This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.

I am my own parasite.

by Wally April 16, 2004

blighter

Brit. slang especially prevalent in the Jeeves stories by P.G. Wodehouse. An annoying person. Perhaps the word is related to "blight", a plant disease that ruins potatoes (as a "blighter" tends to ruin things in which he's involved). The word appears to be milder in force than "bastard".

I tackled the blighter squarely. I mean to say, nobody knows better than I do that Jeeves is a master mind and all that, but, dash it, a fellow must call his soul his own. -- from The Inimitable Jeeves, by P.G. Wodehouse

by PippaS. May 17, 2006

Luca Blight

A villain in the video game, Suikoden II. A blood-thirsty monster who burned down a poor innocent village and slaughtered every villages one-by-one with his sword, just for plain fun. Prince of the Highland Kingdom, son of Agares Blight.

Luca Blight: Hohohehahaha! Die, you pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Delf October 13, 2003

blight flight

The exodus of minority, low income and other undesirable populations from urban areas undergoing gentrification.

Blight flight from New York's 5 boroughs virtually assures the continual decline of Newark.

by ohthree11 April 23, 2011

Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.

How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.

by JacoPA January 25, 2011

Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!

by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012

Store-bought titties

A female's surgically augmented breasts.

Charlene sure likes showing off her store-bought titties.

by ShaneMac November 11, 2014