body count

how many people you've killed or had sex with

body count

by veryhornyperson December 3, 2021

negative body count

A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.

Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency October 23, 2018

real body count

only the people that make you finish get put on your real body count.

My body count is 7 but only Nick and Matt made me cum so my real body count is 2

by jdarling April 15, 2022

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

body count

How many women you had sex with and cummed on them and kissed the next day

My body count is like 10

by masonnunn January 13, 2019

Body count

Your “body count” is the number of people with whom you had vaginal sexual intercourse. The number can range from 0 to 5. (After the fifth person, the body count essentially becomes a top 5 list.)

It does not include kissing, petting, oral or anal.

The usual stipulations apply. For example, what happened on vacation or outside of the country do not count.

As intercourse requires contact, vaginal sex with a condom does not count. (In the same way that putting on a pair of latex gloves, rubbing your hands together under running water, and then removing the gloves does not count as washing your hands.)

I kissed a number of boys whenI was younger, but my body count is only 5.

by DJ Sucka MC July 28, 2022

God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021