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Bobes

The bobes is a gay fag.
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Bobe

Nickname for assholes named Jorge... It's the only way you can love Jorge, by giving him a nickname that you can scream in various ways: BOOOBEEEEE BOUBEE BOUBOBOUBEE BOUBEESAURUS REX
I fucking hate Bobe
by Babi Le Babu November 22, 2021
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Bobe

BOBE (noun)
1. A car salesman who struts around the lot like a hawk on Red Bull, phone glued to his ear, pretending every lead is “his” while being spoon-fed by the BDC like a baby bird that never left the nest.
2. Gains superhuman energy from inhaling his own fart clouds—sometimes even weaponizing them in stealth attacks on unsuspecting customers, leaving them lightheaded enough to sign the paperwork.
3. Claims he “got it out the mud” by sitting on his ass, answering the phone, and waiting for BDC leads to be hand-delivered like warm cookies.
“Don’t leave your window down—there’s a Bobe out here crop dusting the lot again.”
by Sigmajuiceyboy August 8, 2025
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Bobed

Whe people promise to bring you food but never do.
Man Bob was gonna bring us breakfast but guess we got Bobed
by Big Bobby Dean February 2, 2024
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turtle bobing

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop
by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017
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Cave divers apple bobing

When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head
I cave divers apple bobing your mom
by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025
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