Getting Blunted

another word for getting high..

"Yo man, i wish i was Getting Blunted, i had a bad day"
"Word, I'll be threw with some smoke"

by jimirandolf October 11, 2008

blunked

When you have played a joke on someone via a blog post; i.e. a cross between blog and punked

That story you made up on your blog was hilarious. He had no idea that was coming.

Yeah, I totally blunked him, didn't I?

by melisalw May 12, 2009

Blunkett

Blind as a bat, probably from having his head jammed so far up his own arse.

Blunkett is a cunt.

by Andy May 7, 2004

Over-Blunted

Whilst rolling a blunt of marijuana, one may over fill the blunt with too much marijuana, hindering the ability to seal the deal (seal the wrap,swisher, etc...), hence over-blunt(ing).

However, this can be easily avoided by using more than one wrap, and or smoking many blunts, joints, bowls, bongs, vaporizers, gravities etc...

Dane attempted to fit six grams of gran daddy purp into one blunt wrap, and "over-blunted" a great deal.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010

bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck

You just got bunkered, newb

by Josh June 17, 2004

Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.

'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'

by Juan December 3, 2004

Blunted

The feeling that follows smoking a blunt. It usually makes one feel tired, weak, out of energy and like you have been "blunted". A much stronger doped feeling than smoking from a pipe or bong.

Friend: Dude, you wanna play a game of baseball?
Stoner: Nah man, I can barely move, I smoked a fatty blunt a little while ago and i'm blunted.

by Devilweed February 28, 2008