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bumper fucker

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.
Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!
by boggler December 28, 2005
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Bumpercoat

1) A winter game in which one person wearing a puffy coat forcibly bumps into another person wearing a puffy coat, triumphantly declaring, "Bumpercoat!" It is similar to bumper cars, but with humans and puffy coats.

2) When you're fucking a girl doggy-style, you pull out and skeet all over her ass, coating it with jizz.
I totally bumpercoated Eliot last night!
by Jibily July 22, 2008
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bumperstalker

A more stigmatizing descriptor than tailgater.
I would have enjoyed the drive without that bumperstalker.
by Detroit Tigers fan November 28, 2013
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riding bumpers

Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.
Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!
by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019
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bizkit bumper

A Bizkit bumper is someone who likes the band 1990s/2000s Nu Metal band, Limp Bizkit.
My friend just bought a Limp Bizkit cd, he must be a Bizkit bumper
by idunnoaha May 24, 2021
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Blumer

My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.
by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010
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biscuit bumpers

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.
Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"
by T Jew February 4, 2010
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