Combination of a Blumpkin and an Upperdecker.
The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.
The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.
After becoming bored with the typical Tuesday night Blumpkin, Andrej decided to spice it up a bit with the Blump-Upkin. Tuesday nights will never be the same!
by BlumpkinOrDie January 8, 2021
Get the Blump-Upkin mug.blump slap as in blumpkin(when u get a blowjob while taking a crap), is when u wipe ur ass and slap the person giving you a blumpkin(the blumpkee) in the face, and make sure to hit em w/ some chunks
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by Reaper22 September 29, 2018
Get the Blump and Run mug.When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.
Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed
by USPFCMC March 8, 2023
Get the Blump-kiss mug.Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"
How would like like a Blump-truck?
by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011
Get the Blump-truck mug.Not to be confused with Blunt Wrap; A Blump Wrap is a protective covering, usually aluminum foil, that is used by the person giving you a blumpkin to store your fecal matter for later use.
see also porter blump
see also porter blump
You know your girl is freaky when she is giving you a blumpkin, and reaches for a blump wrap.
Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!
Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!
by Jdubz1415 September 11, 2009
Get the Blump Wrap mug.The act of a woman giving a man a blow job on the toilet, and as he cums in the girls mouth, as she stops giving head, and the semen pours down the mouthbof the woman. She then stands up, and starts acting like a monkey, and then goeS back to giving head to the male.
by B Jack April 17, 2010
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