Unconscious Blabbering

That moment when you go unconscious but you're still moving, talking, etc. and suddenly, you say something ridiculous. When you've exited the unconscious state, and you wonder what you just said, but you can't seem to recall the memory. Yet still, you have a vague idea of what you said.

Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom?
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!

by MrTechGuy7715 April 18, 2013

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Zach Blumberg

A freak of nature who never learns from his mistakes. Also pertaining to a rebellious half Jew.

Wow he is such a Zach Blumberg

I wish our son wasn't a Zach Blumberg

by StoneTheBone June 18, 2016

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'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1'

A rare situation in chess where castling kingside may lead to an inescapable mate in 1

"I was playing a game of chess against a player when I castled 'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by accident"

by RahandG November 6, 2022

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Urban Lumbering

Urban lumbering is a concept developed by those who live in urban areas and own some form of wood burning aparatus in the home. My commonly a fireplace or wood stove. These inviduals would travel throughout the streets surrounding their homes collecting wood and other burnable items for their home heating needs. These individuals scoure the city looking for items in peoples trash that are burnable. These items are then used for heating the homes.

The mascot for the urban lumbering concept would be a guy with a pencil thin beard and wearing a flannel shirt.

Winter is coming, we are going urban lumbering to gather burnables for the winter months.

by johnnydaq January 1, 2012

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