Blum Trummer

A type of quite explosive fart that, instead of being released slowly, is forced out in one quick and almighty grunt. A real pet-scarer.
That was a serious Blum Trummer. It woke up the dog.
by rob o'cop April 30, 2019
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blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.
Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job
by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 27, 2009
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Blum-flunger

1. something stupid, retarded, aggravating, or annoying to a person, can be a person or a thing.
2. A non-profane way of saying butt fucker, an offensive term for a gay male.
1. " My computer is such a blum-flunger, it keeps locking up on me."
2. "Chet is blum-flunger, he likes guys."
by Beadybutt May 26, 2006
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sugar blum

squeezing the scrotum while inserting your finger in somebodys rectum. also referred to as the bulbar cavernosus reflux for spinal trauma
After a hard at work, all wanter was a little sugar blum, from the secretary
by mac dd September 04, 2007
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Blum burg

1 : my mom got raped last night

2: What a Blum Burg!
by heeeuuuus March 29, 2010
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Blum

That blum sure was happy when he found that watermelon and fried chicken in the trash.
by G$48 February 01, 2024
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Blum

A mixture of blood, cum and oyster poop. Commonly found in still swamp waters.
Kamron was eating a bowl of cereal out on the dock while practicing his pirouette when suddenly he tripped over a hermit crab, sliced his forearm, and spewed blum into Tommy’s mouth.
by Ppgang official July 24, 2023
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