Old World Blues

The term is used to describe a form of depression and anxiety, manifesting as an unhealthy obsession with the Old World. The blues cause the affected person to distance themselves from the world around them, withdraw from society, and become apathetic.

Doctor Mobius: "There is an expression in the Wasteland: "Old World Blues.""

Doctor Klein: "It refers to those so obsessed with the past they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it is."

by fvillain December 6, 2021

Wankey Blues

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.

"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("

by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010

jetpack blues

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.

Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.

by Alexano March 21, 2017

blueshell

Ruining friendships since 1996

guy 1: im about to win
guy 2: i dont think so *throws blueshell*
guy 1: fuuuuuuuucccck, were no longer friends
guy 2: :(

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

Bluffin'

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying

Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none

by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011

Bluffin Top

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.

Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.

by swapps October 30, 2010

bluescreened

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

by internet stole my life February 23, 2021