blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

Reverse Blumkin

When a girl is taking a dump and giving a guy a blow job

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump and she just gave me a reverse blumpkin

by cumstein21 February 12, 2005

blumkin

Giving someone head while they are taking a dump on the toilet

She gave me a blumkin

by Bigboy Jon May 10, 2008

Backside Blumkin

The act of receiving a rimjob while taking urinating.

Last night at prom I got a backside blumkin from my teacher.

by BakksideBlumkin February 6, 2022

Blumkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a crap.

I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.

by Bullitt Bob March 19, 2009

Blunking

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.

"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"

by Captainblunk November 24, 2011

blumkin

taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock

Me and Susie blumkinated last night.

by Chashkey January 7, 2009