blong

Taking a bong hit and getting a blowjob simultaneously

Dude that hot chick gave me the best blong ever.

by UBCstoner February 23, 2010

Blonga

The act of dryhumping, or tickling (playfully) a fellow male individual, as a male. This is not an act of violence, only performable on homies.

Beni: BLONGA!!! *starts dryhumping Huba*
Huba: stop!!! This is very unpleasant please stop :///

by Roktageng74 October 28, 2023

Blongle Glonky

British slang for enjoying a pleasant afternoon reading a book while drinking Lady Grey tea and nibbling on lemon bars.

Whilst reading his book on gardens, drinking tea, and eating a lemon, the man felt very blongle glonky.

by Cooper Glurkl February 23, 2019

Blong Rippin'

When someone hits a bong filled with a woman's period.

"Blong Rippin' is fucking gross and should never be done."

by SMOKEMADBLUNTSYOO January 12, 2009

blung blong

better than bling bling

I gots the blung blong homeslice.

by benji September 15, 2004

blong

when you remove the bowl part from your bong and insert a rolled blunt.

We took some blonghits.

by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004

blong

bare long. For use when something is long or annoying.

that programme was blong breh!

hey snoop ur blong!

hey kovi ur a blong head.

oi bez the homework was blong.

Nik, that journey was blong, you get me?

by Luke H April 16, 2006