blorp

First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.

Consider the following dialogue:

Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"

*Blorp*

Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"

by baby jane January 9, 2008

blowpop

Refering to someone who think they are hard but really are not (hard on the outside, soft on the inside).

Look at this blowpop ass dude...

by Robersonnnn April 11, 2007

Blorp

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

by cybik November 18, 2011

Blowpop

When a guy is face-fucking a girl so hard he cracks her jaw, which results in a popping noise. This is the ultimate way of showing a woman affection.

Wow, Johnny just blowpopped the fuck out of Ivonne, he must really have feelings for her!

by swafflemonster November 30, 2009

Blowpop

A blowjob given while the sucker has Poprocks in there mouth, acting as a stimulant and vibrator.

Dude, on the way back from the candy store she totally gave me a Blowpop!

by Tittie Wizard October 24, 2011

Blormon

A black member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, also known as Mormonism. Blormons are a rare breed of Mormon, and exist despite the Church's former racist policies. Mitt Romney is NOT a Blormon, he is just a fuck up.

Gladys Knight is the only Blormon listed on the wikipedia page for Blormons that I've ever heard of!

by AliBaba! December 4, 2012

blorious

Blorious: adjective: to receive a glorious blow job.

"Babe, that was blorious"

by ShtrdOblivion June 25, 2014