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blorstar

1. to smell like ass, cheese, and mexican people put together
2. to kill a retard for fun
Yo Rivera smells like blorstar
by ulmanator1 October 4, 2010
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Blort

A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.
A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!
by macdude72 March 10, 2009
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bloft

Noun
1. a formerly unfinished (or demolished) basement of a building, warehouse, factory, or home, made over into a stylish living space but which retains elements of the original space and purpose.

2. any converted or adapted below-grade space that has high enough ceilings and enough natural light that the resident artists or dancers, gallery curator or director and their patrons could possibly forget they're living working or sleeping underground.

3. an awesome and legal basement apartment featuring heated polished concrete floors, glass block walls, exposed rock foundation wall, sunken soaker tub.

Verb
1. To create a living space in the basement of one's home that is so expensive and luxurious that you want to go down and live in it yourself, but you can't afford it.

Origin:

2010; E compound formation basement + loft (n.), See loft
Mmm, I can't wait to show you my bloft!

When you're on holiday, can I please bloft-sit for you?

Hey Jen, isn't it time you had another bloft party?

Ashley, if you ever give up your fantastic bloft, can you please let me know first!

Before I moved into my bloft, I never imagined that such luxury could be found underground!
by delawareness February 20, 2010
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Blorktronics

The best damn games company in the world
Blizzard: gee, I wish we made games as good as Blorktronics does
by Teh omg Zax October 11, 2003
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Blorts

Great Blorts!
by NavyJac November 12, 2010
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blort

Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.
Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!
by blorthorc October 7, 2003
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BLORTH

1.) The best of the best in American Football.

2.) A person who can easily make a joke and has a great sense of humor.

3.) A person who is highly optimistic.
Kat > No, I don't think that's possible.

Tony > Oh yeah it is, ya just gotta be flexible. ;)
by Tony March 10, 2004
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