Bloomfacts

The all knowing Crew Chief. Any and all knowledge can be obtained through him no matter the topic.

"Dude, I don't know, ask Bloomfacts"

by A hopeful protégé April 2, 2008

bloomba

A round portly guy who is similar to a pig or some other fat object.

"He's a bloomba, he look like he can roll unintentionally."

by Bloomba II May 10, 2008

bloomal fool

A bloomal fool is a term used by the infamous Craig Jackson to describe a major fool

Yous are bloody bloomal fools

by Bloomal fool September 24, 2016

boompalasa

A boompalasa is a quaint, airy flatulence, usually described by the catholic elderly in place of the word fart.

"My goodness Martha, that boompalasa smells of moth balls and shitty depends!"

by ShauNasty April 2, 2017

BloomAlts

BloomAlts, is an alt shop, for buying Minecraft, VPN, Spotify, Netflix, Hulu accounts for cheaper. It has the best quality and beats every other alt shop.

BloomAlts- High quality alts are a click away

by MartonDev August 27, 2017

bloopaline

The best type of lubricant for prison butt sex, Blood mixed with poop and vasiline.
PREA Booty butt sex

Bloopaline is best when used in the prison showers

by ImaBearMf March 2, 2019

blompage

blompage is the squish above the thigh-highs or stocking that didn’t fit when worn by thicc girls.

blompage and blomp can be used interchangeably

“dude, i knew she was thicc! look at that blompage.”
“ugh. i wish i had more blomp, there needs to be more skinny thigh appreciation.”

by edumicate u April 10, 2019