blokan

when a girl is giving a guy head while he is taking a crap

man last night my girlfriend gave me a blokan but the smell was horrid

by bobbert111222333 April 18, 2009

blookin

when you are under the influence of ecstasy and roxies

I was blookin like crazy after we got those k's last night.

by crazy life March 1, 2011

bookarazzi

a bookarazzi is a book lover who excitedly takes photos of the books they read and posts them online.

I always take a snap of the books I am reading! I am such a bookarazzi!

My tumblr stream is full of books next to coffees, or flowers. Or cats. Yes, I have a life, I am a bookarazzi.

by readingthelines December 8, 2013

Bookay

When something sucks but you still have to accept it.

Your job is being transfered to Russia, North Korea, or anywhere in the Middle East. You respond "Bookay, if I have to."

by Acinom13 July 12, 2017

Blooket

Blooket is a trivia and review tool that allows educators to “level up classroom engagement” Blooket is a gamified learning platform where teachers host games through question sets and students answer on their own devices. This is an assessment-centered tool, specifically formative assessment. (taken from google lol)

"We are gonna play blooket today"
"well shit"

by mistervalerie June 11, 2022

cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

Pig blockage

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.

Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)

by Danbeb October 27, 2011