Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 4, 2008

Tall Blonde

1 - A small sized cup of mild roast coffee, commonly found at Starbucks

2 - An individual possessing blonde hair and above average height, commonly very attractive

Both are highly addictive substances, best consumed when hot and on the sweet side.

I just had a tall blonde, and my heart is racing!

by c@vm@n September 8, 2016

Blondering

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.

On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.

by matree May 26, 2010

freeway blogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettP March 19, 2008

blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.

Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.

by Otto Parts June 6, 2010

suicide blonde

1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?

2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.

1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.

2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.

3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!

- INXS

RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 14, 2011

Dumb Blonde

Essentially blonde with the addition of "dumb" for clarification.

by Addiy March 28, 2003