Blondeness

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.

Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.

by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006

blundered

When someone has their tongue so far down someones throat, they're choking.

Did you hear? Jessica was at Shawns house last night getting blundered.

by Mhia April 5, 2007

Blondeel

Someone who's always making up stories, claiming he "knows someone" who told him this. If asked about this person it turns out he just read about it on the internet
Hasn't got anything interesting to tell himself.

-I know someone who went to Woodstock!
*Oh come on, quit being such a Blondeel

by Dr. Krabblesnitch March 10, 2011

Bloodered

The brutally awesome act of buttering your bread with blood.

Guy 1: Did you have a good breakfast?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, I bloodered my bread to no end.

by xPLDxPunisher September 20, 2009

Face Blondeness

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.

Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
9 minutes ago · Like
Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
9 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
3 minutes ago · Like
Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
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Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness

by Jables1234 October 16, 2010

Blonded

When two blondes first meet becoming best friends creating an immediate bond.

Blonde #1, "Did we just become best friends?!". Blonde 2 replies, "Yes!!! We're blonded!!"

by Kesikat April 14, 2017

blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.

Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"

by Kevin April 2, 2005