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Blumpkin Shake

(1)While receiving a blumpkin and getting ready to climax, you turn around and release it into the toilet. It is then mixed up and ready for consumption by either party.

(2)Climaxing in ones mouth, then it is spit into the toilet bowl with the fecal matter.
(1) Sherry is a freak! After giving me a blumpkin, she mixed up my jizz and shit and treated herself to a blumpkin shake! it was hot!

(2) Once Marge was done blowing me on the toilet, she made me get up so she could spit it out on my poop. She loves mixing up blumpkin shakes.
by Wagatello June 2, 2010
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blumpkin tournament

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.
Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.
by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011
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Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob
She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
by EthanJettsucksdick March 7, 2016
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Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.
Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.
by Purrris August 14, 2006
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Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.
by c0rr January 19, 2011
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steak blumpkin

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma
by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009
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blumpkin boy

Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011
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