Bloji

Bloji: A complex arrangement of emojis, letters and symbols used in a text message to resemble a blowjob.

Her: 8==✊==D~~😵
Him: Nice she sent me a Bloji

by Pistols September 17, 2016

Boojied

When You Do Too Many Epic Fortnite Dances Too Hard Your Pants Rip.

Dang Man I Just Boojied

by BeanieBoyo April 6, 2019

blowie remorse

The regret of giving a blow job to a guy that did not deserve it.

I have blowie remorse; Greg never called me after I gave him a blow job.

by funnygp May 8, 2020

Bensham blowie

When you standing half naked in a backstreet at 9pm and a Jewish girl is rubbing your nipples while wanking you off with a slice of singhsbury’s ham

Bruh a bensham blowie is too extreme man

by anonymous December 9, 2020

David Bowie blowie

Getting a blowjob, and when you finish she throws glitter on ya dick. Also known as an Edward Cullen.

Karen gave me the best David Bowie blowie last night. My dick sparkled for days.

by Thrayse September 3, 2020

Blowie Fail

While receiving a blow job on a bed, couch, or the floor...the act of taking a knee to the testicles right before ejacultion.

A failed blow job.

Worst feeling imaginable.

"So my girlfriend was giving me head, and as I'm about to cum she adjusts herself on the bed, and accidentally kneed me in my balls...terrible blowie fail"

"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".

by Olde English September 30, 2009

Deep Six Blowie

Oral sex given underwater.

Bob: Hey, I have the bathtub filled. How about giving me a deep six blowie.
Dee: Sure honey! Let me get my snorkel!

by Chester J Copperpot June 7, 2009