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blorg

Nauseated or feeling malaise. Combined derivative of blah and urgh.
by Keiran Halcyon October 5, 2004
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blork

(noun)
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter

2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme

(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter

NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.
(n1) Ella had the biggest blork in front of her boyfriend's parents; the room was totally silent.

The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?

(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.

(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!
by Maeva Block May 24, 2018
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blorb

A data structure similar to foobar used by an elite few computer programmers, but even more useful as it can stand in not only for data types, as foobar does, but also for entire files, file packages and concepts, making it one of the most versatile words in programming and the English language.

It's closest approximation in the English language might be thing.

There is also an onomatopoetic quality to blorb, as it is generally used in situations when the person is too slow and lethargical to come up with a more fitting description of the thing they are working on.
"Uh, let's see Ima make this file, call it... blorb.html.. it's gonna have this function blorb()... guess I better make a folder for all these... call it blorb."
by tesserackt April 7, 2016
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Blohsh

Look at how adorable blohsh
by billieblohshavocados April 15, 2019
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blorpus

An insult, like a Fucktard, in alien language.
by ReeyanPotato March 22, 2016
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blorgan

Someone who gives blow jobs on a regular basis.
Ron: "This is a sick party man."
Harry: "Yeah, especially with all these blorgans running around."
by eilatan enitsac January 5, 2011
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Blorge

Noun - 1. the mass of flesh that hangs over a person's waist band; 2. when a person accumulates enough fat around the gut that it bulges around the waist.
Look at the blorge on that muffin top.

or

That girl should not be wearing those jeans, it shows off too much blorge.
by 'Munky December 8, 2009
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