blogsturbation

When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.

JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.

Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.

by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009

Blog Police

Reputation management done by weak minded A-list bloggers.
Synonym: Bullying.

Dave Winer.

by ElaineK August 17, 2003

blobsplash

The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.

I just did a crap and had major blobsplash. Lucky there was a towel handy.

by doc brown October 15, 2007

haircut blog

A blog or blog post that describes completely normal, typical, and often disinteresting everyday events such as going to school, paying bills, or getting a haircut.

Her frequent haircut blogs were a definite sign that she needed a more active social life.

by Lyndse November 5, 2008

Check the Blog

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.

John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"

by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016

dropping a blog

A sardonic reference to the reality that sometimes blogging is about as meaningful as evacuating one’s bowels.

I gotta go online as I be dropping a blog!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020

Blogshitter

Blogshitter (n) Web equivalent of your conventional bullshitter. One who blogs endless torrents of mindless bullshit for the purpose of ....flat out lying, shit-stirring, sparking worthless debate and/or provoking reaction to the vast hordes of numbskulls stupid enough to bite.

Yeah I saw that, can you believe that dude he is such a blogshitter!

by UnitUK September 1, 2009