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Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012
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1. an extremely amazing girl who brightens anyone's day.
2. a girl who could give any guy a blow job.
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Blode was standing aroun. His brain was completly empty and he was completly happy
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