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backwards recliner

Similar to the "Reclining Chair", but instead gender flipped and backwards (evidently).

In the situation when a female/male is laying down facing up and providing head for a man sitting on top (preferably with his/her legs kicked up to provide support for him, hence the chair aspect, as the angle can be quite difficult to maintain). When the man on top starts to reach climax, he quickly flips around so that as the bottom provides a rimjob until the man climaxes, ejaculating over the bottom's torso.
Male 1: Yo I was slamming that girl from my church the other night, and right when she thought I was gonna nut in her mouth I flipped the script and pulled the greatest backwards recliner the world had ever seen. It was so great my cock sauce was red.

Male 2: I think you might need to see a doctor...
by Crunchyeater June 5, 2016
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backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy
what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty
by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017
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Backwards Cowgirl

A move never to be done in Alabama as you never turn your back on family.
A sex position
Alabamian: Hey wanna do the Backwards Cowgirl with me
Sister: No! You never turn your back on family
Alabamian: Okay, we can sixty nine
by A Dank Roblox Player December 17, 2018
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ass backwards

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu
1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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backwards penis

a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.
by stebys July 17, 2009
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Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".
1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"
by TM2 October 20, 2010
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Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.
We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.
by cdawg821 May 20, 2010
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