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cock blocked by oprah

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011
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Booze blocker

When a significant other stops you from having a mad one
Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'
by Vancouvervilla September 6, 2016
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Blackie Sauce

Ten shades darker than soy sauce . When sang aloud said singer receives a 1000 euro prize from unknown Chinese Blackie Sauce promoters . Can also be pronouced Bluckie Sauce which is more representative of a magical stew eaten by the entire cast of Glenroe inbetween scenes .
Biddy pass us the Blackie Sauce . Jaysus Miley it's so black it's almost luminous black . We love the Blackie Sauce . 1000 euro falls from the sky .............
by jimmysomerville180 September 8, 2010
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Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.
Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021
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baller blocker

A baller blocker is a person throwing salt on your game. Whether it be money or realtionship-wise. They just don't want to see you win or succeed at your money making.
My dad was being a baller blocker by not letting me work at that popeyes up on Howard.
by shehreenie June 14, 2006
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Blockberry Creative

A broke ass company with the best kpop girl group in the entire universe but, because they are under a broke ass financially unstable company that haven't pay their the girls and the workers for 5 years the company deserve to be burned down and other company come to save the girl group called LOONA 💗
A: oh look! it's Blockberry Creative
B: Omg let's burn that thing down.
by missheejin October 18, 2022
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Captain Blocker

A man who blocks people.

if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up

he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap
who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?
by breadhasnotaste May 23, 2018
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