Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020

anal blockade

Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.

James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.

by Trxllxd May 29, 2022