Blob

British slang for a condom.

"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"

by Thumper 5 January 20, 2018

on blob

A term for when a Female has her periods

Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.

by bobb todd July 8, 2006

Blob

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

by the howboucha guy March 6, 2008

Blob

A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck

As ksi said in laid in America "tamatha is a complete blob"

by ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA1234 September 16, 2016

BLOB

BLOB is an acronym for Binary Large OBject. It is a data type used for storing large binary information in the database. Typically BLOBs are images, audio or other multimedia objects...

Geek Girl: I need to store videos in my database. What data type should I use?

Geek Boy: use BLOB, it is great for storing large files like that.

by Kalamelka September 9, 2006

Blob

B-basic
L-last
O-option

B-bae

I have to get a blob for this party because all the hot girls are rejecting me.

by Asjsjsj December 12, 2016

blobbed

From the verb: 'to blob.' It is the action of cancelling ones plans at the last minute, generally leaving the other people in the lurch.

Hey, Susan totally blobbed on our trip to the mall.

by hel hel August 17, 2010