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Blitzkrieg

The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.
Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.

Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.
by Rick Clanderfield August 29, 2011
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Blitzwinger

The Big Bad Blitwinger
Yes sir Blitzwinger
by Emernoterald December 19, 2020
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Bukkake Blitzkrieg

When you gather all your friends to invade Poland, but instead of invading Poland, you get a gallon of cum.
Example:
Knitler: "uwu, senpai Stolin, you are going soooooooooo deep in Poland"
Stolin: "mmmMmMmMMmMmmMmMM, yesssssssssssssssss"
Poland: "Sí Papi, I need a Bukkake Blitzkrieg, pls

uwu uwu uwu, Charlie suk me ples
by AsianFetus March 10, 2022
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phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.
Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass
by Trommler March 8, 2008
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Blitzkrieg Bop

The act of hitting someone so hard that you send them back to World War 2.
Ethan was being a cunt so I gave him a Blitzkrieg Bop.
by ProPyro138 May 17, 2016
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Blitzkrieg Bop

The Blitzkrieg Bop was a fill in word used for a song by The Ramones. It was first "Fith Street Fuck", and as they we're not able to play it on the radio, they changed it too a word that could be sung the same way.
Shoot them in the back now, fith street fuck!

Shoot them in the back now, Blitzkrieg Bop!
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Blitzkrieg

When other people get you so shitfaced you can't stand.
Opposite of scorched-earth.
Tomato Head: "Let's get blitzkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, GO AWAY"
by the pork shop December 12, 2009
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